Got a ticket for expired tags on my vehicle…it’s $170. I’ll ask for community service since I don’t have that kinda money to give away…in the US there’s no debtor’s prison so this should be an option on the table. And of course if I’m really lucky the cop won’t show…I need to get the darn van where it’ll pass inspection and get it in my name

Can I retire to my blanket fort and coloring book now? No? Well,Pffft!!!